☠ footclan.club ☠ est. 1583 (allegedly) ☠ tampa ☠ the door is unmarked ☠ you'll figure it out ☠

* FOOTCLAN *
~*~ est. tampa florida ~*~

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YOU'RE HERE NOW

somebody sent you this link. that wasn't an accident.

there's a room. the games are free. everything on the walls was made by someone standing in it.

rules: don't be a cop. don't get famous about it. rack yr own balls.

(the foot thing is a ninja thing. keep up.)


the room: neon sign in a wet warehouse
surveillance stills of the room
security footage of the room. (artist's rendering. the room is real. tampa.)

CLAN HISTORY (ABRIDGED)

* long ago, in japan: two men study the same art. one of them keeps a pet rat. remember the rat.

* the scratching: during an ugly disagreement, the rat scratches the other man across the face. he takes it badly. he wears a metal mask about it for the rest of his life.

* the 1980s, new york: the masked man builds an army out of runaway kids. the pitch: a secret warehouse full of stolen televisions, arcade cabinets, skate ramps, and belonging. the kids steal for him. it works better than it should.

* the flaw: give kids an arcade and they get loyal to the arcade, not to you. several large reptiles exploit this. the army collapses. the kids keep the warehouse.

* 2026, tampa: still here. the back door's propped open with a brick.


NEW!  working on it.


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membership: $0 (forever)

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  |    loud art / free games / good people       |
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  |    UPSTAIRS @ ZODIAC · tampa, florida        |
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  |    date: TBA (patience.)                  |
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under construction

foot clan clubhouse poster

found stapled to a pole on 7th ave. we have questions.

KNOWN ASSOCIATES
founding members: select your fighter


the roster, as far as anyone can prove.
(sketch artist's impression. all four deny everything. the fifth could be you.)

THE LIST
the list gets one (1) email: where, and when. that's all the list is.

form broken? email the machine operator

under construction
patreon: still imaginary.
(the machines are free. tip the bar instead.)


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LEGAL: footclan.club is a parody & an art collective. the clan history above is a bedtime story — no affiliation with any cartoon ninja crime syndicate, living, dead, or animated, and no actual crimes, ever. all artwork drawn by us, badly, on purpose. our foot has six toes. checkmate.

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